THE FINE PRINT:
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In an attempt to support Truth-In-
Advertising laws, and federally
regulated warning labels, the
following information has been
provided to you, the consumer:

Lanyard/glasses holders are
constructed with 40lb test wire.  
They will easily hold, for many
years to come, any type or size of
glasses and name tag, and yes,
even those of coke-bottle
thickness, provided you do not
attempt to utilize the
lanyard/glasses holder in the
following ways:

Do not attempt to tow any vehicle
using an All Strung Out product.  
We cannot be held responsible if
you decide to use one of our
products as rappelling gear.  Do
not attempt to use lanyard/glasses
holder as an anchor cable for any
ship weighing over 2.5 tons.  
Lanyard/glasses holders do not
make reliable tethers for goats,
sheep, pigs, skunks, ferrets, cows,
lizards of any kind, dogs, cats,
parrots, fish, and most certainly
not Bengal tigers.  
None of our products have been
tested for use in bungee jumping,
para-sailing, water skiing, or hang
gliding.  Use at your own risk for x-
treme sporting events.  
You may want to secure tire
swings and play ground equipment
with rope rather than a
lanyard/glasses holder, no matter
how attractive it may look.
None of our products should ever
be used to replace any automotive
part.
Do not use near fire or flame.
DO NOT SWING
LANYARDS/GLASSES HOLDERS
AROUND YOUR FINGER AS YOU
COULD TAKE SOMEONE’S EYE OUT!
And stop doing that with your face
right this minute or it could get
stuck like that.
Eat three square meals a day, get
plenty of rest, and try to exercise
for at least one hour of every day
so that you can outlast our
products.  Eat your green beans
and always wear clean skivvies.
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